Why don’t women tip bartenders? They don’t give a tip because they take the tip.
How do you keep someone waiting I’ll post the answer tomorrow
How do you keep someone waiting I’ll post the answer tomorrow
Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle
Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle
watching movies with my kids is like getting stuck in a trap on mt everest Tangled and then Frozen
watching movies with my kids is like getting stuck in a trap on mt everest Tangled and then Frozen
Hey, girls who won’t stop talking about how much you love sports: We get it. You want a boyfriend.
Hey, girls who won’t stop talking about how much you love sports: We get it. You want a boyfriend.
GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just…gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM
GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just…gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM
“And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending.”
“And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending.”
Rather than vote, let’s all fill out the 29 dimensions of what we want in a president and let eHarmony decide.
Rather than vote, let’s all fill out the 29 dimensions of what we want in a president and let eHarmony decide.
Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out.
Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out.
I would go to alcoholics anonymous But everyone already knows
I would go to alcoholics anonymous But everyone already knows