So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke.
[At the ferret store] I’ll take five of those furry slinkys
[At the ferret store] I’ll take five of those furry slinkys
Why do jihadists drink instant coffee? Because they hate the french press…
Why do jihadists drink instant coffee? Because they hate the french press…
My gf went to the beauty parlor and got a Brazilian. Nothing extreme, just punched her.
My gf went to the beauty parlor and got a Brazilian. Nothing extreme, just punched her.
Whenever I work out, I wear a push-up bra so I can do more push-ups. If I didn’t, it’d be so embarrassing and people would laugh at me.
Whenever I work out, I wear a push-up bra so I can do more push-ups. If I didn’t, it’d be so embarrassing and people would laugh at me.
Dear GPS, Please add an, “avoid ghetto” option. Sincerely, Scared
Dear GPS, Please add an, “avoid ghetto” option. Sincerely, Scared
What gave Hitler a heart attack? Seeing his gas bill
What gave Hitler a heart attack? Seeing his gas bill
5yo: Daddy, what’s a facial? Me: Your brother. 5yo: I don’t have a brother!? Me: Exactly!
5yo: Daddy, what’s a facial? Me: Your brother. 5yo: I don’t have a brother!? Me: Exactly!
What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache
What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache
I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I’m not coming into work this morning.
I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I’m not coming into work this morning.