Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? ‘Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run
Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It’s called the wetback setback.
Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It’s called the wetback setback.
“Who ate all the crackers?!” – racist cannibal.
“Who ate all the crackers?!” – racist cannibal.
When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don’t cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists.
When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don’t cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists.
I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn’t get the idea, because he was black…
I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn’t get the idea, because he was black…
Did I ever post my Alzheimer’s joke?
Did I ever post my Alzheimer’s joke?
Where do baby soy beans come from? they come from edamames
Where do baby soy beans come from? they come from edamames
[Zoo, bird show] “Millions of years of evolution have made these ancient raptors into graceful sky gods.” *bird headbutts window 50 times*
[Zoo, bird show] “Millions of years of evolution have made these ancient raptors into graceful sky gods.” *bird headbutts window 50 times*
How did Al Gore invent the Internet? With Al-Gore-rithims
How did Al Gore invent the Internet? With Al-Gore-rithims
I get home late, dead tired, & see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall – & I’m like, nope, I will deal w/ THIS in the morning
I get home late, dead tired, & see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall – & I’m like, nope, I will deal w/ THIS in the morning