I hope the rain keeps up so it won’t come down.
I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.
I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.
We’re probably less than 20 years away from the first president to wear skinny jeans.
We’re probably less than 20 years away from the first president to wear skinny jeans.
I used to be a plastic surgeon. That raised a few eyebrows…
I used to be a plastic surgeon. That raised a few eyebrows…
If ‘Guns don’t kill people, people kill people’, does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toast toast?
If ‘Guns don’t kill people, people kill people’, does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toast toast?
Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary.
Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary.
Why did the fallen child cross the road? Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
Why did the fallen child cross the road? Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college? Because he didn’t understand psychics.
Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college? Because he didn’t understand psychics.
What do you call a Russian man with three testicles? Mr. Whodyounickabollockov
What do you call a Russian man with three testicles? Mr. Whodyounickabollockov
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not screaming and flailing about, like his passengers.
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not screaming and flailing about, like his passengers.