What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy.
Holy shit there’s a spider under my keyboard I think it’s under control
Holy shit there’s a spider under my keyboard I think it’s under control
Have you heard about the masochist who likes taking a cold shower every morning? So he has a hot one instead.
Have you heard about the masochist who likes taking a cold shower every morning? So he has a hot one instead.
Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb? IT JUST DOES, OK JERK?!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb? IT JUST DOES, OK JERK?!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
Guy at the cake shop: So is this for a friend? Me: No, it’s for me. Apparently it’s weird that I’ve had 9 birthdays this year.
Guy at the cake shop: So is this for a friend? Me: No, it’s for me. Apparently it’s weird that I’ve had 9 birthdays this year.
What is owned by you but mostly… What is owned by you but mostly used by others? Your name! –
What is owned by you but mostly… What is owned by you but mostly used by others? Your name! –
Dear #Athiests Evolution could never design and create a machine that consumes scraps and produces bacon
Dear #Athiests Evolution could never design and create a machine that consumes scraps and produces bacon
What’s 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death
What’s 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death
Just because this is a public space doesn’t mean my tweets are meant for ALL of you to read! Please respect my privacy at this time!!!
Just because this is a public space doesn’t mean my tweets are meant for ALL of you to read! Please respect my privacy at this time!!!
What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms? It’s testicle physics.
What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms? It’s testicle physics.