It’s actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so soon after David Bowie. You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the funeral and fit right in.
Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me…
Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me…
Sharknado 3 jokes
Sharknado 3 jokes
Very sick man asks the doctor, “how long do I have?” The doctor replies “10.” “10? 10 years? 10 months? 10 what?” “9…8…7…”
Very sick man asks the doctor, “how long do I have?” The doctor replies “10.” “10? 10 years? 10 months? 10 what?” “9…8…7…”
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in…only one works!
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in…only one works!
An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar… I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke
An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar… I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke
How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar.
How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar.
Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket.
Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket.
I’m busy hiding all of the tissues in my house… So when Santa comes tonight he will have to use his beard
I’m busy hiding all of the tissues in my house… So when Santa comes tonight he will have to use his beard
I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.
I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.