Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket.
I’m busy hiding all of the tissues in my house… So when Santa comes tonight he will have to use his beard
I’m busy hiding all of the tissues in my house… So when Santa comes tonight he will have to use his beard
I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.
I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.
[an octopus seeing a snake for the first time] OMG a foot!
[an octopus seeing a snake for the first time] OMG a foot!
[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?
[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?
My wife didn’t post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.
My wife didn’t post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.
I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters
I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters
League of Legends, Dota, and Hearthstone are now on ESPN Title
League of Legends, Dota, and Hearthstone are now on ESPN Title
What’s a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!
What’s a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!
I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.