[an octopus seeing a snake for the first time] OMG a foot!
[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?
[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?
My wife didn’t post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.
My wife didn’t post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.
I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters
I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters
League of Legends, Dota, and Hearthstone are now on ESPN Title
League of Legends, Dota, and Hearthstone are now on ESPN Title
I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad
What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad
What’s a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow
What’s a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow
My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years!
My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years!
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? ‘Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? ‘Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run