Dead and dying jokes October 19, 2026Joko Marriage? Ha. Fatherhood? Please. I rarely feel so manly as when I put together a piece of furniture and have no screws left over. Spread the loveMarriage? Ha. Fatherhood? Please. I rarely feel so manly as when I put together a piece of furniture and have no screws left over.
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, “Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute.” The man said, “Do me a favor and throw it out the window!”
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. “There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!” “Oh, my God!” says his friend. “Surely he must have died!” “Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!”