How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them.
I’ve worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn’t noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions.
I’ve worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn’t noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions.
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain… You were waiting for the punchline but it never came.
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain… You were waiting for the punchline but it never came.
[Confession] “I killed a man” “Wait what” “Lol had to get that off my chest, now why did you come in today, my son?”
[Confession] “I killed a man” “Wait what” “Lol had to get that off my chest, now why did you come in today, my son?”
Hey big accounts – What’s it like to tweet “My cat sneezed” and get 500 RT in the first minute ? My cat would be dead before I got 50
Hey big accounts – What’s it like to tweet “My cat sneezed” and get 500 RT in the first minute ? My cat would be dead before I got 50
What can 9 out of 10 people agree on? gang rape
What can 9 out of 10 people agree on? gang rape
I’d like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I’ll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don’t (you know why)
I’d like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I’ll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don’t (you know why)
Hipsters don’t sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough.
Hipsters don’t sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough.