I bought the wife a new bag for her birthday….. Hoover works a treat now!
How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn.
How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn.
You know why someone who’s good at something is “The Shit”? Because those who can’t teach and those who do do.
You know why someone who’s good at something is “The Shit”? Because those who can’t teach and those who do do.
Ebola gives new meaning to the phrase ‘Eat Shit and Die.’ Credit to my brother for coming up with that one!
Ebola gives new meaning to the phrase ‘Eat Shit and Die.’ Credit to my brother for coming up with that one!
A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.”
A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.”
Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don’t know.
Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don’t know.
Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
I bet when scientists throw office parties, there’s always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt.
I bet when scientists throw office parties, there’s always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt.