What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Moneys tight these days!
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, its my girlfriend.””Whats the problem?””When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, its my girlfriend.””Whats the problem?””When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it werent for my money, the house wouldnt be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it werent for your money I wouldnt be here.”
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it werent for my money, the house wouldnt be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it werent for your money I wouldnt be here.”
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?A penny.
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?A penny.
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected.
How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected.
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? Hes so happy that hes giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? Hes so happy that hes giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.