Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? Hes so happy that hes giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.
Why isnt a dime worth as much today as it used to be?Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why isnt a dime worth as much today as it used to be?Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.
How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.
When does a female deer need money?When she doesnt have a buck.
When does a female deer need money?When she doesnt have a buck.
Why is a cat like a penny?Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Why is a cat like a penny?Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
How can you make money fast?Glue it to the floor.
How can you make money fast?Glue it to the floor.
Where do Eskimos keep their money?In snowbanks.
Where do Eskimos keep their money?In snowbanks.
Where do hogs keep their money?In piggy banks.
Where do hogs keep their money?In piggy banks.
Where do trees keep their money?In branch banks.
Where do trees keep their money?In branch banks.