Why are diapers like $10 bills?Because you have to change them.
Why is the moon like a dollar?It has four quarters.
Why is the moon like a dollar?It has four quarters.
Why isnt a dime worth as much today as it used to be?Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why isnt a dime worth as much today as it used to be?Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.
How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.
When does a female deer need money?When she doesnt have a buck.
When does a female deer need money?When she doesnt have a buck.
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?Because silence is golden.
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?Because silence is golden.
What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?He exploded.
What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?He exploded.
Where can you always find money?In the dictionary.
Where can you always find money?In the dictionary.