How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror.
What kind of money do monsters use?Weirdo (weird dough).
What kind of money do monsters use?Weirdo (weird dough).
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: Id pay whatever it charged.
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: Id pay whatever it charged.
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?Because the poor didnt have any !
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?Because the poor didnt have any !
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one thats crying, Ice cream! Ice Cream !
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one thats crying, Ice cream! Ice Cream !
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. You should give that money to charity, said the shopkeeper.No, Ill buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. You should give that money to charity, said the shopkeeper.No, Ill buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!
Ted said to his friend, can you lend me $10?But I only have $8, his friend replied.Thats OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
Ted said to his friend, can you lend me $10?But I only have $8, his friend replied.Thats OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?Someone elses coat.
If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?Someone elses coat.
A little monster was learning to play the violin, Im good, arent I? he asked his big brother.You should be on the radio, said his brother.You think Im that good?No, I think youre terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
A little monster was learning to play the violin, Im good, arent I? he asked his big brother.You should be on the radio, said his brother.You think Im that good?No, I think youre terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !