Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?Because she wanted to get rich milk.
My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didnt know how rich he was.
My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didnt know how rich he was.
Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller.Thats very expensive,isnt it ?Next!
Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller.Thats very expensive,isnt it ?Next!
Visitor: Youre very quiet, Jennifer.Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
Visitor: Youre very quiet, Jennifer.Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today.
I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today.
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. What are you doing? she asked.Im looking for my dollar bill, Max replied. I lost it down the road.Why dont you look for it there?Because the lights better here!
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. What are you doing? she asked.Im looking for my dollar bill, Max replied. I lost it down the road.Why dont you look for it there?Because the lights better here!
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote back, Of course it is. Why do you ask?Martin answered, Because its been so long since Ive seen one!
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote back, Of course it is. Why do you ask?Martin answered, Because its been so long since Ive seen one!
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. “Oh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have one of those.” I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, “Look, Ive been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express.”
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. “Oh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have one of those.” I double checked, and sure […]
Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table! The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again.The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!
Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table! The second boy goes in […]
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what theyd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. Alec ! yelled the teacher, youve done nothing. Why?Because if I had a million dollars, thats exactly what I would do !
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what theyd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. Alec ! yelled the teacher, youve done nothing. Why?Because if I had a million dollars, thats exactly what I would do !