I went to the doctors this morning as I had a strawberry growing from my ear. He gave me some cream for it.
A man goes to the library and asks for the book “Psycho the Rapist”.. The librarian slaps him and says it’s “Psychotherapist”!
A man goes to the library and asks for the book “Psycho the Rapist”.. The librarian slaps him and says it’s “Psychotherapist”!
Some women have mood swings… others have mood theme parks.
Some women have mood swings… others have mood theme parks.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny Period.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny Period.
Why is air like sex? Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Why is air like sex? Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*
*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*
How are marriage and commiting suicide the same? You are really good at it if you have only had to do it once. Edit: Joke idea taken from a /r/showerthoughts post.
How are marriage and commiting suicide the same? You are really good at it if you have only had to do it once. Edit: Joke idea taken from a /r/showerthoughts post.
Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he’s a great dentist so I let it go.
Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he’s a great dentist so I let it go.
I should rename myself Summer. All girls want is Summer to come.
I should rename myself Summer. All girls want is Summer to come.
I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.
I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.