What do you call a sexually repressed bandit? Rubbin’ Hood
I told my girlfriend I wanted a nose job. She said sure if it would make me happy. So I fucked her up the nostril.
I told my girlfriend I wanted a nose job. She said sure if it would make me happy. So I fucked her up the nostril.
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don’t know Y.
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don’t know Y.
What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They’re both pricks in oversized hoods.
What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They’re both pricks in oversized hoods.
My friend said “Women directors have never had major success with a live action film” So I said, “Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy.”
My friend said “Women directors have never had major success with a live action film” So I said, “Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy.”
When I see your face, there’s not a thing I would change …. except the direction I’m walking in.
When I see your face, there’s not a thing I would change …. except the direction I’m walking in.
Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it’s not called a purconow.
Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it’s not called a purconow.
I’m trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28
I’m trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile
What does a Turkey eat when it’s hungry? An Armenian!
What does a Turkey eat when it’s hungry? An Armenian!