What do you call a gay geologist? Substrate.
I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them, I’m outstanding.
I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them, I’m outstanding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.
Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.
I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn.
I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
Dear teenagers always complaining about life.. You’ve only felt the tip of that dick.
Dear teenagers always complaining about life.. You’ve only felt the tip of that dick.
ITS A BOY” I shouted “A BOY, I DON’T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY”. And with tears streaming down my face I swore I’d never visit another Thai Brothel!
ITS A BOY” I shouted “A BOY, I DON’T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY”. And with tears streaming down my face I swore I’d never visit another Thai Brothel!
My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out.
My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out.
What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don’t cool down, I’m going to get jalapeno business
What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don’t cool down, I’m going to get jalapeno business
Hello OnStar? Yes I have an emergency. My wife thinks Pikachu is better than Squirtle. I left her at a gas station. Can you go get her?
Hello OnStar? Yes I have an emergency. My wife thinks Pikachu is better than Squirtle. I left her at a gas station. Can you go get her?