Who Makes More Money, A Prostitute Or A Drug Dealer? A prostitute. Because a prostitute can always wash her crack and resell it.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile
What does a Turkey eat when it’s hungry? An Armenian!
What does a Turkey eat when it’s hungry? An Armenian!
Bieberohhellnophobia: fear of accidentally listening to Justin Bieber song & not having the ability to rip own ears off #omgfacts
Bieberohhellnophobia: fear of accidentally listening to Justin Bieber song & not having the ability to rip own ears off #omgfacts
ME (having a disagreement with a friend): I’d like to speak to your manager
ME (having a disagreement with a friend): I’d like to speak to your manager
Today I went to the convenience store to pick up some condoms. When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked “Would you like a bag?” I replied “No, she’s not that ugly”
Today I went to the convenience store to pick up some condoms. When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked “Would you like a bag?” I replied “No, she’s not that ugly”
You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move.
You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move.
My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys. I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to pool by myself.
My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys. I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to pool by myself.
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
Keep the tip Said the leper to the prostitute
Keep the tip Said the leper to the prostitute