A lawyer walks into a bar. A lawyer leaves the bar. A lawyer walks into the bar. A lawyer fails the bar because he was drunk.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn’t really think your choice was excellent.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn’t really think your choice was excellent.
How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape? One. And one’s friends.
How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape? One. And one’s friends.
it is hard to b scared of a angry person once u realize that they just wanted to tie a knot but insted of using string they used their arms
it is hard to b scared of a angry person once u realize that they just wanted to tie a knot but insted of using string they used their arms
Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer.
Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer.
The best thing about algebra in high school is that it’s in high school and I’m not.
The best thing about algebra in high school is that it’s in high school and I’m not.
A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband’s future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I’ll decide his future.
A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband’s future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I’ll decide his future.
A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says “Oso tired”
A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says “Oso tired”
Much like #Skynet, the dirty dishes in my sink have achieved self awareness.
Much like #Skynet, the dirty dishes in my sink have achieved self awareness.
I can’t believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled
I can’t believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled