Category: Farmer jokes

What happens when you ditch a gf for another she will become bff with your new gf, and become lesbians

some say yer mom reminds em’ of a tornado sounds like hell when she comes, took my house when she left

What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can hear a hormone…

PLATO: I’m famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph– It’s for relationships where nobody’s getting laid

Boy-Girl Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No… Girl: I am the principal’s daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No… Boy: Good! *walks away*

How does Carrot Top have sex? Gingerly. *(Source: The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)*

I saw a woman about to jump off a cliff. “You want to have sex first”, I asked. She said, “no” so I said “OK, I’ll wait for you at the bottom!”

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball

Chemistry joke as told by my teacher Organic Chemistry is hard, if you don’t study for the test you’ll be in alkynes of trouble.