Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible.
How do you recycle a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
How do you recycle a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Guys, if you are ever watching Indecent Proposal’ and your wife or girlfriend asks: “Would you let someone sleep with me for $1,000,000?” Just lie!!
Guys, if you are ever watching Indecent Proposal’ and your wife or girlfriend asks: “Would you let someone sleep with me for $1,000,000?” Just lie!!
A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, “You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!”
A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, “You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!”
The only thing better than iPad… …is an iTampon.
The only thing better than iPad… …is an iTampon.
A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that
A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that
If your body is a temple, does than mean that bald guys get to come inside you?
If your body is a temple, does than mean that bald guys get to come inside you?
Went to see a show about the dictionary. It was a play on words.
Went to see a show about the dictionary. It was a play on words.
Ugh don’t you hate it when you accidentally leave the volume up on your phone & the next stall hears the *click* when you snapchat your turd
Ugh don’t you hate it when you accidentally leave the volume up on your phone & the next stall hears the *click* when you snapchat your turd
Why are black people afraid of motorcycles? They’d get caught in the chain.
Why are black people afraid of motorcycles? They’d get caught in the chain.