Trump wins the election
Hey in my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people can I practice on you?
Hey in my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people can I practice on you?
How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot.
How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad
Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? …The Judge threw out the case because she didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? …The Judge threw out the case because she didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Hitler wasn’t a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race.
Hitler wasn’t a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race.
Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true….Comet cleans sinks!
Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true….Comet cleans sinks!
My brother’s a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
My brother’s a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
Why is Jesus so rich? Because Jesus saves.
Why is Jesus so rich? Because Jesus saves.
“Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?” *S-A-T-A-N* “Satan, do any boys in my class like me?”
“Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?” *S-A-T-A-N* “Satan, do any boys in my class like me?”