Why did the “Ringling Bros.” Circus finally go out of business? They couldn’t compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
So, I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had… He started counting and fell asleep.
So, I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had… He started counting and fell asleep.
I know this guy who watches Fist of the North Star…….. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BUMBADUMBAAAAAAA (I’m really sorry)
I know this guy who watches Fist of the North Star…….. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BUMBADUMBAAAAAAA (I’m really sorry)
You were really beautiful until Your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended.
You were really beautiful until Your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended.
If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I’d probably start thinking about you.
If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I’d probably start thinking about you.
They call me the Weatherman when I’m playing basketball Because I’m never accurate.
They call me the Weatherman when I’m playing basketball Because I’m never accurate.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a housefire
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a housefire