What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ
Beer nuts are so dang expensive… …luckily deer nuts are just under a buck.
Beer nuts are so dang expensive… …luckily deer nuts are just under a buck.
I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni.
I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni.
What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman? A liar
What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman? A liar
What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It’s been almost 6 years…is it okay to make jokes yet?
What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It’s been almost 6 years…is it okay to make jokes yet?
Women are just as sexist as men But just like everything else, men are just better at it.
Women are just as sexist as men But just like everything else, men are just better at it.
What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre
What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre
It’s not right to make fun of the French It’s not like theey can defend themselves anyway.
It’s not right to make fun of the French It’s not like theey can defend themselves anyway.
I heard you guys like corny jokes I’ll give you an ear full : ^ )
I heard you guys like corny jokes I’ll give you an ear full : ^ )
Dear Americans: It’s called snow. It’s cold and wet, but can’t hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada
Dear Americans: It’s called snow. It’s cold and wet, but can’t hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada