I told my wife I was making venison for dinner.. She said “oh, deer”
Attractive women with no personality are like clear skies on a 10 degree day. Looks good in pictures, but no one wants to live with it.
Attractive women with no personality are like clear skies on a 10 degree day. Looks good in pictures, but no one wants to live with it.
Why are there no black CIA agents? Because you’d never be able to convince him to help the massive drug smuggling conspiracy that’s shipping cocaine into his family’s neighborhood.
Why are there no black CIA agents? Because you’d never be able to convince him to help the massive drug smuggling conspiracy that’s shipping cocaine into his family’s neighborhood.
What did Santa say at the brothel? Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
What did Santa say at the brothel? Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY
New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY
Pfizer has come out with a new tablet after Viagra. To honor Tiger Woods, they have named it Tiagra. The punch line: Good for 18 holes.
Pfizer has come out with a new tablet after Viagra. To honor Tiger Woods, they have named it Tiagra. The punch line: Good for 18 holes.
james[jesus’ brother]: i need off my bro passed away boss: gotcha man [3 days later] james: i need off my brothers in town boss: now hold on
james[jesus’ brother]: i need off my bro passed away boss: gotcha man [3 days later] james: i need off my brothers in town boss: now hold on
What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung
What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung
*found in the netflix horror section* “Mary has a secret that’ll TEAR YOU APART” Movie name: Mary piranha
*found in the netflix horror section* “Mary has a secret that’ll TEAR YOU APART” Movie name: Mary piranha
ESA to release second probe “SHIO” to 67P The “Philae-Shio” team will be sucking in 67P’s particles and spitting out information to be sent back to ESA for examination.
ESA to release second probe “SHIO” to 67P The “Philae-Shio” team will be sucking in 67P’s particles and spitting out information to be sent back to ESA for examination.