A good name for a vintage store would be ‘Pants Dead People Have Farted In’
I was going to post a joke about my poop this morning but it was too corny.
I was going to post a joke about my poop this morning but it was too corny.
What type of sea creature do Chinese fishermen catch? Crust-asian
What type of sea creature do Chinese fishermen catch? Crust-asian
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping… J.K. Rowling
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping… J.K. Rowling
Why did the band Wham! break up? Because he didn’t wake him up before he went went. It’s [Jitterbug]( http://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A), people.
Why did the band Wham! break up? Because he didn’t wake him up before he went went. It’s [Jitterbug]( http://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A), people.
A polish joke my grandpa told me: “What happened to the Polish dog?” He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
A polish joke my grandpa told me: “What happened to the Polish dog?” He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
What’s the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don’t it’s mist.
What’s the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don’t it’s mist.
I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them… I’ve calmed down now though, you’ve gotta draw the line somewhere
I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them… I’ve calmed down now though, you’ve gotta draw the line somewhere
What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!
What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!
My love for you is like gonorrhea… It burns!
My love for you is like gonorrhea… It burns!