Mr. Peanut can’t be a health nut… because he is a legume.
Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don’t, and those who weren’t expecting a base-3 joke.
Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don’t, and those who weren’t expecting a base-3 joke.
What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? Khal-culator.
What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? Khal-culator.
Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways.
Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can’t stay away from this pig roast.
So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can’t stay away from this pig roast.
I’m not really fan of gallows humor It just always leaves me hanging.
I’m not really fan of gallows humor It just always leaves me hanging.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: “Where’s the self-help section?” She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: “Where’s the self-help section?” She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Can’t trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.
Can’t trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.
Obamacare? More like “Obama? I don’t care for that guy!!!” Honk if you want poor people to die
Obamacare? More like “Obama? I don’t care for that guy!!!” Honk if you want poor people to die