I would totally surf a tsunami. If I didn’t get nauseous on water. And if tsunamis weren’t dangerous. And I knew how to surf.
If towels could tell jokes… They would have a dry sense of humor.
If towels could tell jokes… They would have a dry sense of humor.
My friends call me The Archeologist Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk
My friends call me The Archeologist Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk
A little boy says, Dad,……. A little boy says, Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.’ Son,’ says the dad. That happens everywhere.’
A little boy says, Dad,……. A little boy says, Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.’ Son,’ says the dad. That happens everywhere.’
what did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark.
what did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark.
TSA Terrorist Profile: male/female, aged 1 to 112, wearing clothes and traveling in US airports.
TSA Terrorist Profile: male/female, aged 1 to 112, wearing clothes and traveling in US airports.
I’ve just invented a new word: “plagiarism”.
I’ve just invented a new word: “plagiarism”.
I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful.
I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful.
That Awkward Moment That awkward moment when your boobs are bouncing while running….. and you’re a boy.
That Awkward Moment That awkward moment when your boobs are bouncing while running….. and you’re a boy.
Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car.
Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car.