I’m not a perv… I’m a secret admirer
Why don’t Jews eat pussy? It’s too close to the gas chamber
Why don’t Jews eat pussy? It’s too close to the gas chamber
Katrina Hit me hard, Wrecked my house, threw all of my possessions around and flooded my basement, But I still think those jeans made her look fat.
Katrina Hit me hard, Wrecked my house, threw all of my possessions around and flooded my basement, But I still think those jeans made her look fat.
Most people go talk to a therapist, family, or friends to get shit off their chest… …I however just go take a shower.
Most people go talk to a therapist, family, or friends to get shit off their chest… …I however just go take a shower.
Mr. Peanut can’t be a health nut… because he is a legume.
Mr. Peanut can’t be a health nut… because he is a legume.
Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don’t, and those who weren’t expecting a base-3 joke.
Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don’t, and those who weren’t expecting a base-3 joke.
What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? Khal-culator.
What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? Khal-culator.
Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways.
Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can’t stay away from this pig roast.
So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can’t stay away from this pig roast.