A skeleton walks into a bar… And says “gimme a beer and a mop.”
“I’m not racist, but,” -Racists
“I’m not racist, but,” -Racists
What’s the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn’t know it’s plaice.
What’s the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn’t know it’s plaice.
When does CPR become Necrophlia? When tongue is involved.
When does CPR become Necrophlia? When tongue is involved.
Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine.
Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine.
Today my girlfriend said she loved me more than anything else, and didn’t know what she’d do without me. It’s the nicest thing any of my imaginary friends have ever said to me.
Today my girlfriend said she loved me more than anything else, and didn’t know what she’d do without me. It’s the nicest thing any of my imaginary friends have ever said to me.
I’m gonna start a woman’s monthly magazine called “Period”, and some months I will send it out late to freak out subscribers
I’m gonna start a woman’s monthly magazine called “Period”, and some months I will send it out late to freak out subscribers
I asked a comedian what performing in the Soviet Union was like. Apparently, back then, it was all about the execution.
I asked a comedian what performing in the Soviet Union was like. Apparently, back then, it was all about the execution.
what do you call a turtle dressed as a guido a slowbro
what do you call a turtle dressed as a guido a slowbro
Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud Yes sir, it’s fresh ground!
Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud Yes sir, it’s fresh ground!