What did Palpatine order in the drive thru? Friiiiiiies
If we are not if we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge ?
If we are not if we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge ?
[At dentist] Dentist: Any plans for the weekend? Nnooiddtrrreeeskllyggfff Dentist: I’m not doing anything either.
[At dentist] Dentist: Any plans for the weekend? Nnooiddtrrreeeskllyggfff Dentist: I’m not doing anything either.
What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast? A working stiff
What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast? A working stiff
Confucius say: “Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.”
Confucius say: “Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.”
There are 10 types of people in the world… Those who pee in the shower, those who don’t, and those who didn’t realize this joke was in trinary.
There are 10 types of people in the world… Those who pee in the shower, those who don’t, and those who didn’t realize this joke was in trinary.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye… but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye… but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side.
Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine.
Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the tube and think, ‘I’ll fucking have that!’
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the tube and think, ‘I’ll fucking have that!’
Die Hard VIII: Die Even More Harder: Mostest Harderest.
Die Hard VIII: Die Even More Harder: Mostest Harderest.