If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it’s because I have drugs missing.
I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, “You have the biggest penis I’ve ever laid my hands on”… I responded, “You’re pulling my leg.”
I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, “You have the biggest penis I’ve ever laid my hands on”… I responded, “You’re pulling my leg.”
If I had to describe myself in one word… …it would be “bad at following directions.”
If I had to describe myself in one word… …it would be “bad at following directions.”
If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
I just peed in my bath. But don’t worry, I won’t drink the water. – 4 year old logic
I just peed in my bath. But don’t worry, I won’t drink the water. – 4 year old logic
Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.