Category: Snowman jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees? In the Ark-hives.

What do you call an annoying black person? A nagger.

A guy wire is holding a pole… …the pole is 10 meters tall, the wire makes a 48^o angle from the ground and the very tip is 7 meters from the pole. How long until the feminists arrive?

My problem with McDonalds is I can’t go retrieve my kids in the play tubes because I can’t fit in the play tubes because I eat at McDonalds.

My reddit secret santa gave me what I have really been wanting for quite some time now…. They fucked me.

Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing’s happened to him, I’m just sad to hear about him.

So I’m trying to get myself to be ambidextrous. I’m halfway there!

“Two messages, Sir. First, your tea has run out” “Correct English is ‘you’ve run out of tea’. What else?” “You’ve walked out of wife”

I don’t get why everybody hates on ISIS…. Their drug policy, for one, is incredibly progressive. Women get stoned legally over there all the time!

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.