If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour.
I wish more fat people would utilize the phrase “Blimpin ain’t easy.”
I wish more fat people would utilize the phrase “Blimpin ain’t easy.”
Realized it was time to seek help for my Twitter addiction after I opened a carton of eggs and said “Oh look, 12 new followers!”
Realized it was time to seek help for my Twitter addiction after I opened a carton of eggs and said “Oh look, 12 new followers!”
How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit.
How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit.
After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I’m like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle.
After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I’m like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle.
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey? He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey? He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out.
You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He’s already making snowflakes melt!
You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He’s already making snowflakes melt!
Just got a $14 haircut at Great Clips because I’m worth it goddamnit.
Just got a $14 haircut at Great Clips because I’m worth it goddamnit.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic.