What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine? A mother fucking awesome party.
Life is like a basketball… It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you.
Life is like a basketball… It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you.
I’m not laughing AT you, I’m laughing WITH other people at you.
I’m not laughing AT you, I’m laughing WITH other people at you.
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular.
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular.
I have a fetish fetish. Things that turn me on turn me on.
I have a fetish fetish. Things that turn me on turn me on.
95% of the world is retarded I’m glad I’m part of the 10%
95% of the world is retarded I’m glad I’m part of the 10%
If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it’s because I have drugs missing.
If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it’s because I have drugs missing.
I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, “You have the biggest penis I’ve ever laid my hands on”… I responded, “You’re pulling my leg.”
I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, “You have the biggest penis I’ve ever laid my hands on”… I responded, “You’re pulling my leg.”
If I had to describe myself in one word… …it would be “bad at following directions.”
If I had to describe myself in one word… …it would be “bad at following directions.”