If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it’s because I have drugs missing.
I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, “You have the biggest penis I’ve ever laid my hands on”… I responded, “You’re pulling my leg.”
I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, “You have the biggest penis I’ve ever laid my hands on”… I responded, “You’re pulling my leg.”
If I had to describe myself in one word… …it would be “bad at following directions.”
If I had to describe myself in one word… …it would be “bad at following directions.”
What is Chuck Norris’ only weakness? Cancer
What is Chuck Norris’ only weakness? Cancer
Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can’t be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days.
Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can’t be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men… …who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts ‘Nien! Nien!’, so two of them left.
A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men… …who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts ‘Nien! Nien!’, so two of them left.
what do you call a sad tree? Mourning wood
what do you call a sad tree? Mourning wood
The hardest thing about being a Pink Floyd fan… …is watching a vegetarian eat pudding.
The hardest thing about being a Pink Floyd fan… …is watching a vegetarian eat pudding.