Knock Knock Who’s there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !
What is Chuck Norris’ only weakness? Cancer
What is Chuck Norris’ only weakness? Cancer
Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can’t be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days.
Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can’t be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days.
what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?
what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?
What do star wars and the U.K. have in common? They both abandoned the EU
What do star wars and the U.K. have in common? They both abandoned the EU
What’s the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. Heard very recently and just had to share.
What’s the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. Heard very recently and just had to share.
What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine? A mother fucking awesome party.
What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine? A mother fucking awesome party.
Life is like a basketball… It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you.
Life is like a basketball… It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you.
I’m not laughing AT you, I’m laughing WITH other people at you.
I’m not laughing AT you, I’m laughing WITH other people at you.
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular.
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular.