Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey? He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out.
*pulls away from kissing* batman, is this why I’m your sidekick?
*pulls away from kissing* batman, is this why I’m your sidekick?
Name a household appliance that you everyday… my wife…but shes gone and i need to do the dishes myself now
Name a household appliance that you everyday… my wife…but shes gone and i need to do the dishes myself now
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic.
My wife asked me what I want to do with her body… Apparently “identify it” wasn’t the right answer.
My wife asked me what I want to do with her body… Apparently “identify it” wasn’t the right answer.
How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. ..
How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. ..
To all new iPad owners. When you masturbate in front of your new device, make sure to put some porn on its screen to avoid embarrassment.
To all new iPad owners. When you masturbate in front of your new device, make sure to put some porn on its screen to avoid embarrassment.
What do you call someone who like massages but hates women? A massagynist
What do you call someone who like massages but hates women? A massagynist
Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.
Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.
Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. Sexy children.
Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. Sexy children.