After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I’m like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle.
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey? He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey? He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out.
You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He’s already making snowflakes melt!
You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He’s already making snowflakes melt!
Just got a $14 haircut at Great Clips because I’m worth it goddamnit.
Just got a $14 haircut at Great Clips because I’m worth it goddamnit.
Friday, I’ve tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.
Friday, I’ve tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.
Honestly, after an hour of Disney Channel I don’t give a shit about the future
Honestly, after an hour of Disney Channel I don’t give a shit about the future
I don’t have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with… Because I play video games.
I don’t have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with… Because I play video games.
The movie spoiler you won’t be able to avoid this Xmas! It turns out Alvin is Theodore’s FATHER!
The movie spoiler you won’t be able to avoid this Xmas! It turns out Alvin is Theodore’s FATHER!
Why did Jesus not play FIFA World Cup in 33 ? Because he was suspended ! EDIT : Mistyped title : Why Jesus didn’t play in FIFA World Cup in 33 ?
Why did Jesus not play FIFA World Cup in 33 ? Because he was suspended ! EDIT : Mistyped title : Why Jesus didn’t play in FIFA World Cup in 33 ?