No one can text faster than a pissed off woman
Shout out to my arms They’re always by my side
Shout out to my arms They’re always by my side
And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition.
And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition.
“Someone offered me grapes, but I declined . I’m not used to consuming wine in pill form.” University of Chicago
“Someone offered me grapes, but I declined . I’m not used to consuming wine in pill form.” University of Chicago
A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
Why did the Gluteus Maximus feel bullied? He was the butt of many jokes.
Why did the Gluteus Maximus feel bullied? He was the butt of many jokes.
Why do black people have white palms? There’s a little bit of good in everybody
Why do black people have white palms? There’s a little bit of good in everybody
If I ever noticed you waving frantically from inside a burning building I would totally wave back because I’m polite.
If I ever noticed you waving frantically from inside a burning building I would totally wave back because I’m polite.
“My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner” I explain to the other homeless people.
“My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner” I explain to the other homeless people.
Looking back 2016 was a very eventful year. But I guarantee 2017 will trump it.
Looking back 2016 was a very eventful year. But I guarantee 2017 will trump it.