My favorite sex position I called wow Its when I flip your mom over.
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere.
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek.
Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek.
Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.
Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.
What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights? A chicken
What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights? A chicken
This ice cream is legen – wait for it – DAIRY.
This ice cream is legen – wait for it – DAIRY.
A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says “What is this, some kind of joke?”
A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Me: “All my friends are getting married.” Grandma: “Yeah? All my friends are dying.”
Me: “All my friends are getting married.” Grandma: “Yeah? All my friends are dying.”
Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes? Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes? Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.