Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. Sexy children.
Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica
Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica
What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*
What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*
I drink to forget… my alcoholism.
I drink to forget… my alcoholism.
Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It’s a real pain in the ass.
Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It’s a real pain in the ass.
I’ve got the body of a twenty year old. It’s in the trunk of my car.
I’ve got the body of a twenty year old. It’s in the trunk of my car.
Why did the guitarist go to jail? For fingering a minor
Why did the guitarist go to jail? For fingering a minor
New Stephen King book! I hear that Stephen King is writing a new book dealing with the horrors of cat ownership. It’s called Pffffffffft!
New Stephen King book! I hear that Stephen King is writing a new book dealing with the horrors of cat ownership. It’s called Pffffffffft!
I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon.
I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon.
When Balls Disappear What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear? Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
When Balls Disappear What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear? Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.