If the opposite of PRO is CON, then what is the opposite of progress
If a woman that likes younger men is called a cougar… Then a man that likes little boy is called a nittany tiger.
If a woman that likes younger men is called a cougar… Then a man that likes little boy is called a nittany tiger.
Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case.
Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case.
If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
I just peed in my bath. But don’t worry, I won’t drink the water. – 4 year old logic
I just peed in my bath. But don’t worry, I won’t drink the water. – 4 year old logic
Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men… …who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts ‘Nien! Nien!’, so two of them left.
A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men… …who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts ‘Nien! Nien!’, so two of them left.