Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber.
Ate a bowl of Captain Crunch Berries this morning. With blatant disregard for the roof of my mouth. -thug life
Ate a bowl of Captain Crunch Berries this morning. With blatant disregard for the roof of my mouth. -thug life
No one can text faster than a pissed off woman
No one can text faster than a pissed off woman
Shout out to my arms They’re always by my side
Shout out to my arms They’re always by my side
A physics teacher accidentally walks into the psychology classroom on her first day… Whoops wrong sub
A physics teacher accidentally walks into the psychology classroom on her first day… Whoops wrong sub
You know guys, ironically, racism is alot like black people… Cuz it shouldn’t exist!!!
You know guys, ironically, racism is alot like black people… Cuz it shouldn’t exist!!!
There are two fish in a tank… …one is driving, the other one is operating the guns
There are two fish in a tank… …one is driving, the other one is operating the guns
What’s brown and sticky? A poop.
What’s brown and sticky? A poop.
Funny one liners – 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else.
Funny one liners – 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else.
Donald Trump comes from the future There will be hell toupee
Donald Trump comes from the future There will be hell toupee