Why did Jesus not play FIFA World Cup in 33 ? Because he was suspended ! EDIT : Mistyped title : Why Jesus didn’t play in FIFA World Cup in 33 ?
Why are French snails faster than American snails? L’ess cargo
Why are French snails faster than American snails? L’ess cargo
What’s the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick.
What’s the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick.
Darth Vader, you are the father! –Star Wars cast on the set of Maury
Darth Vader, you are the father! –Star Wars cast on the set of Maury
Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger… Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger in the bread shop. He was looking for foccacia in the rye.
Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger… Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger in the bread shop. He was looking for foccacia in the rye.
If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour.
If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour.
I wish more fat people would utilize the phrase “Blimpin ain’t easy.”
I wish more fat people would utilize the phrase “Blimpin ain’t easy.”
Realized it was time to seek help for my Twitter addiction after I opened a carton of eggs and said “Oh look, 12 new followers!”
Realized it was time to seek help for my Twitter addiction after I opened a carton of eggs and said “Oh look, 12 new followers!”
How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit.
How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit.
After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I’m like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle.
After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I’m like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle.