When I asked my girlfriend why she was breaking up with me, she said “Because you’re a pedophile!”. I replied “That’s an awfully big word for a twelve year old.”
What’s the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you.
What’s the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you.
Officer, if you are what you eat… Then I’m an innocent man.
Officer, if you are what you eat… Then I’m an innocent man.
What’s Sean Connery’s favorite sport and when does he play it? Tennish
What’s Sean Connery’s favorite sport and when does he play it? Tennish
These boots were made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these day–oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!
These boots were made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these day–oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!
Darth Vader should’ve married… A woman named Ella
Darth Vader should’ve married… A woman named Ella
Poor Pascal… he gets no girls at all… but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, … Coincidence?
Poor Pascal… he gets no girls at all… but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, … Coincidence?
Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two
Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it’s always on a sundae!
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it’s always on a sundae!
Muslim artists threw some paint bombs at a local building… They blue it up.
Muslim artists threw some paint bombs at a local building… They blue it up.