Hunting jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station. Spread the loveWhy did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.
Hunting jokes October 21, 2026Joko Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, “Okay, lets get out and get him.” After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?” The guy in the front says, “Well, I dont know how about you but Im going to start nibbling grass.”
Hunting jokes October 21, 2026Joko What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? Let us prey.
Hunting jokes October 21, 2026Joko A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself.” The reporter said, “Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same.” The old explorer said, “No, not then – just now when I went ROARRRR!”
