My friend David had his Id stolen. Now we just call him Dav..
What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.
What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.
What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency? They take drastic measures.
What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency? They take drastic measures.
How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food? Like Tso.
How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food? Like Tso.
My 8 year old brother just asked me if I had a hole in my sock. Me: Of course not Him: Then how do you put your foot inside?
My 8 year old brother just asked me if I had a hole in my sock. Me: Of course not Him: Then how do you put your foot inside?
Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock.
Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock.
My dad used to say me “what ever you do, don’t get killed like a pussy” and this comes from a man that died in his shed.
My dad used to say me “what ever you do, don’t get killed like a pussy” and this comes from a man that died in his shed.
Let them know how much you care. This holiday season, say it with a mass text.
Let them know how much you care. This holiday season, say it with a mass text.
Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16.
Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16.
How much to learn the thriller dance moves? “Ma’am… this is senior citizens Zumba class!”
How much to learn the thriller dance moves? “Ma’am… this is senior citizens Zumba class!”