Esportes October 19, 2026Joko Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets. Spread the loveBefore we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko I walked in on my best friend Larry banging my wife. I said “Larry, I gotta’, but you?”
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You’re Not Guilty? Me: *moonwalks outta there*
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko I went to a vegetarian restaurant I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant the other day and there was this girl who said she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore.