The fish said to the… no the fish over heard… dammit that’s not it… Okay I had a really good fish joke but forgot it, be patient walleye think it over.
My 8 year old brother just asked me if I had a hole in my sock. Me: Of course not Him: Then how do you put your foot inside?
My 8 year old brother just asked me if I had a hole in my sock. Me: Of course not Him: Then how do you put your foot inside?
Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock.
Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock.
My dad used to say me “what ever you do, don’t get killed like a pussy” and this comes from a man that died in his shed.
My dad used to say me “what ever you do, don’t get killed like a pussy” and this comes from a man that died in his shed.
Let them know how much you care. This holiday season, say it with a mass text.
Let them know how much you care. This holiday season, say it with a mass text.
“If you’re flying with 3 kids, pick the 1 with the highest earning potential & then work your way down with oxygen masks.” -Flight attendant
“If you’re flying with 3 kids, pick the 1 with the highest earning potential & then work your way down with oxygen masks.” -Flight attendant
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s a woman!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s a woman!
[CSI at Starbucks] “Ma’am you’ve been robbed. Suspect is at large.” Barista: At what? “At large” At what? “At venti?” OMG HOW AWFUL!!!
[CSI at Starbucks] “Ma’am you’ve been robbed. Suspect is at large.” Barista: At what? “At large” At what? “At venti?” OMG HOW AWFUL!!!
Nice try, coworker who offered me coffee. The last thing I want to do at work is be awake.
Nice try, coworker who offered me coffee. The last thing I want to do at work is be awake.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender.